Merry Christmas Everyone!

Last night I was driving around my neighborhood and I noticed the Christmas lights many of them had hanging from their porches and rooftops and I thought "wow some of these Christmas lights look great from the street but i wonder how they'll look up close when the kids go trick or treating???........................ waiiiiiiiit................" I legitimately thought kids trick or treated on Christmas for about twenty seconds straight then I realized my mistake. "Oh no! This isn't the creepy holiday!  This is the holiday where the old fat man we don't know watches all of us while we sleep then makes us sit on his lap while he asks us to whisper our deepest desires to him so he can break into our houses in the middle of the night one night while we sleep to deliver said desires unless he judges you as bad then you just get a black rock and a sense of dread all year.. 


Wait.. How is Halloween the creepy holiday again!!??"